Cursed Doll - A cute doll in the shape of an anthropomorphic dragon dressed stylishly, except for the diaper. It doesn't do anything but it has a strange aura around it and is covered in glitter.
Handheld Computer - A small beige flip-open computer unit, easily carried with one hand. The computer has a highly advanced artificial intelligence named Nicole; however, she's been turned off. Only some basic computer functions are available as a result.
Alice in Wonderland - A DVD of the Disney adaptation of Alice in Wonderland. Curious.
The Good Witch Azura - The first book in a series of fantasy novels about a witch named Azura, warrior of peace. The prose is as direct as it is purple.
Coffee - A bag of freshly ground coffee. This should be for adults but who's going to call you out for it here?
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Handheld Computer - A small beige flip-open computer unit, easily carried with one hand. The computer has a highly advanced artificial intelligence named Nicole; however, she's been turned off. Only some basic computer functions are available as a result.
Alice in Wonderland - A DVD of the Disney adaptation of Alice in Wonderland. Curious.
The Good Witch Azura - The first book in a series of fantasy novels about a witch named Azura, warrior of peace. The prose is as direct as it is purple.
Coffee - A bag of freshly ground coffee. This should be for adults but who's going to call you out for it here?