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Castle W Mods ([personal profile] whimsicalism) wrote 2020-10-12 12:55 am (UTC)

1. Chess Set - A fancy chess set that’s missing the kings, for some reason.
2. Slippers - Fluffy house slippers.
3. Purple Skirt - A long flowing purple skirt that stops above the ankles.
4. Face Bank - Why, why in the Queen’s good name is this a thing.
5. Box of Sugar Cubes - Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet... so have a full box.
6. Buttered Toast - So, uh, which side will it land?
7. Pez-Nez - A small pair of glasses that makes you look eighty.
8. Bookmark - A plastic bookmark covered in probably inaccurate depictions of dinosaurs.
9. A Clam - A singular clam. It feels lonely, somehow.
10. Victor’s Medal- A gold medal with some adult’s face on it. The Cat doesn’t seem to like it.
11. Pistol A hand gun. It might look a little silly but it’s perfectly functional and deadly. Fully loaded with bullets and guilt.
12. Face Bank - Why, why in the Queen’s good name is this a thing.
13. Science Dress - A dress with the solar system printed on it. Time to take chances, make mistakes, and get messy!
14. Gravel - A handful of rocks.
15. Video Game - What luck! An extra game for the ZedCube! This one is Pea Shooter. You try to shoot some annoying ducks with a slingshot.
16. Flamingo - A pink plastic flamingo, time to go play croquet with the Queen!
17. Treasure Chest - Hey, it's a treasure chest full of gold doubloons! Wait...they're all chocolate? Aw man.
18. Nailclippers - Something to trim your nails.

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