1. ANCIENT SUMERIAN AMULET: A necklace with a large purple gem, straight from Uruk, or maybe Party City. 2. School Bus Toy - A yellow school bus toy that, for some reason, has eyes where the headlights should be. 3. Cat Mask - A white mask with red highlights depicting the general features of a cat. Wearing this makes you feel like you can slip into another life. 4. School Bus Toy - A yellow school bus toy that, for some reason, has eyes where the headlights should be. 5. Red Paint - A gallon of red house paint. Perfect for roses. 6. Solar System - A working model of the solar system, wow! Made out of plastic and foam. Pluto isn't included. 7. Toy Rocket - A tin rocket that’s basically just a metal container but you can pretend it’s blasting off! 8. Ruby - A ruby the size of your head! You're going to be rich -- wait, it's rock candy. Why did you lick it to find out, anyway? 9. Princess Dress - A maroon and black dress in a gothic lolita style. Upon closer examination, it’s clearly a cheap costume for children, with a small logo on the back for something called “Princess Land.” 10. Crown - A plastic gold crown. Maybe you could use it to cosplay the Queen later. 11. Trench Coat - A very trendy black trench coat.
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2. School Bus Toy - A yellow school bus toy that, for some reason, has eyes where the headlights should be.
3. Cat Mask - A white mask with red highlights depicting the general features of a cat. Wearing this makes you feel like you can slip into another life.
4. School Bus Toy - A yellow school bus toy that, for some reason, has eyes where the headlights should be.
5. Red Paint - A gallon of red house paint. Perfect for roses.
6. Solar System - A working model of the solar system, wow! Made out of plastic and foam. Pluto isn't included.
7. Toy Rocket - A tin rocket that’s basically just a metal container but you can pretend it’s blasting off!
8. Ruby - A ruby the size of your head! You're going to be rich -- wait, it's rock candy. Why did you lick it to find out, anyway?
9. Princess Dress - A maroon and black dress in a gothic lolita style. Upon closer examination, it’s clearly a cheap costume for children, with a small logo on the back for something called “Princess Land.”
10. Crown - A plastic gold crown. Maybe you could use it to cosplay the Queen later.
11. Trench Coat - A very trendy black trench coat.