1. Face Bank - Why, why in the Queen’s good name is this a thing. 2. Crime and Punishment - A well-loved copy of Dostoevsky’s Crime and Punishment, revisited several times over the years. 3. Forester’s Axe - A large, sturdy axe perfect for becoming a lumberjack. 4. Normal Burger Meal - A plain hamburger. Comes with a side order of fries and is in a bag with a creepy clown's face on it. Drink not included. 5. Slingshot - A heavy duty plastic slingshot. Comes with ten metal pellets. 6. Golden cellphone. Definitely looks super expensive just by its appearance. 7. Rainbow Monkey - A stuffed animal that looks like a friendly blue monkey with a rainbow atop an antenna on its head. 8. Tea Set - A very old elegant tea set. It almost could put someone at ease.
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2. Crime and Punishment - A well-loved copy of Dostoevsky’s Crime and Punishment, revisited several times over the years.
3. Forester’s Axe - A large, sturdy axe perfect for becoming a lumberjack.
4. Normal Burger Meal - A plain hamburger. Comes with a side order of fries and is in a bag with a creepy clown's face on it. Drink not included.
5. Slingshot - A heavy duty plastic slingshot. Comes with ten metal pellets.
6. Golden cellphone. Definitely looks super expensive just by its appearance.
7. Rainbow Monkey - A stuffed animal that looks like a friendly blue monkey with a rainbow atop an antenna on its head.
8. Tea Set - A very old elegant tea set. It almost could put someone at ease.