1. Broken Watch - A large fancy pocket watch that doesn’t keep time. It smells vaguely of butter.

2. Suit - A finely made tuxedo that somehow fits you.

3. Red Paint - A gallon of red house paint. Perfect for roses.

4. Face Bank - Why, why in the Queen’s good name is this a thing.

5. Cooking Knife Set - Perfect for either dual wielding or for making a high quality meal.


6. Fido - A large grey-colored dog stuffed animal. Very cuddly but always seems to break when you're least expecting it.

7. Popcorn - A bucket of fresh popcorn. Just the thing for trials!

8. Garden Gnome - It’s a little gnome!

9. Reaper’s Cloak - A tattered black cape that has a faint odor of blood.

10. Brass Knuckles - Some brass knuckles to add some oomph to your punches!


11. Science Book - A colorful book that teaches about the sun. For some reason, it looks kind of beat up?

12. Yellow Shirt - A yellow polo shirt with a red collar. Somehow you feel wearing it will either make you a lot of friends or a lot of enemies.